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Sunday, November 19, 2017

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Refereeing a wrestling match - Level 100

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Friday, November 4, 2016

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Fails of the Week 1 November - FailArmy (2016)




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Thursday, November 3, 2016

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Scary Wake Up Pranks New Compilation 2015




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Wednesday, November 2, 2016

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BEST NEWS BLOOPERS OCTOBER - News Be Funny Videos (2016)

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Party Fails and "Drunk Fails" By FailArmy (2016)




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Saturday, April 30, 2016

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JOKES PART 114 - Officer & Older Woman

JOKES PART 114 - Officer & Older Woman

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer : Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.  The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.  The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.  The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.  The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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Sunday, April 24, 2016

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Best Fails of the Week 3 April 2016 || FailArmy



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Friday, April 22, 2016

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Funny Quotes Part 133



  • I’m writing my book in fifth person, so 
every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …” - Demetri Martin



  • How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have 
a huge clock right in the middle 
of the town. - Jimmy Kimmel



  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch



  • First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin



  • I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. - Robert Brault



  • Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. - David Letterman



  • “Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” - Alcohol




  • A hotel minibar allows you to 
see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020. - Comedian Rich Hall



  • I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others. - Comedian Mitch Hedberg



  • “Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.” - Ellen DeGeneres
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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

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Watch Aziz Ansari - Dangerously Delicious

Watch Aziz Ansari - Dangerously Delicious


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