Funny Quotes Part 29

• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

• The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

• My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia.