Jokes Part 01

• What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

          Pull the pin and throw it back!

• Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

        Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went   wrong, they said I was responsible."

• How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? 

        At the circus the clowns don't talk.