Jokes Part 03

• Mother: "What was the first thing you learned in class?"

        Daughter: "How to talk without moving my lips."

• Teacher: "Are you good at math?"

        Pupil: "Yes and no."

        Teacher: "What do you mean?"

        Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"

• Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

        A new bar.