Funny Quotes Part 53

• Remember: No matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can still be used as a bad example.

• Marrige is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

• A guitar is like a good woman, touch her in the right place in the right way and she will move you in ways you never dreamed about.