Jokes Part 20

1.Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? 

• A: O.J. Simpson. 

2.Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog? 

• A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!

3.Q: What is the difference between Barry Zito and Bowling Icon Walter Ray Williams Jr? 

• A: Walter knows how to throw a strike.

4.Q: Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot and now has a crack in his big toe.

•  A: This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.

5.Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games? 

• A: Because he gets to see some balls. You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball"

6.Q: Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team? 

• A: Because she ran away from the ball.

7.Q: Well, at least the Cubs are trying. 

• A: They installed a new pitching machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 4-1.

8.Q: MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 2014 season. 

• A: When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it."

9.Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player? 

• A: Babe Root.

10.Q: Why are Dominicans great baseball players? 

• A: Because they already know how to hit, run, and steal!

11.Q: Why don't orphans play baseball? 

• A: They don't know where home is 

12.Q: Why are Cubs fans bad lovers? 

• A: Not only do they come up short but they always finish early. 

13.Q: How do you know if you have a female umpire? 

• A: She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games.