JOKES PART 36 "Software Husband"

Software Husband

• Husband : ( Returning late from work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
• Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
• Husband : Bad command or file name.
• Wife : But I told you in the morn...
• Husband : Erroneous syntax.
• Wife : What about my new blouse ?
• Husband : Variable not found ...
• Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
• Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
• Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
• Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...
• Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
• Husband : Data type mismatch.
• Wife : You are a useless nut.
• Husband : Default Parameter.
• Wife : What about your Salary ?
• Husband : Access denied. File in use...
• Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
• Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.