JOKES PART 37 - Joke of the day

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately  needed to pass gas. The music was really,  really  loud, so I timed my  gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,  and noticed that everybody was staring at me….

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.