Never
underestimate a woman
A woman
and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither one of them is hurt.
After
they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars — there’s
nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not
try to pin the blame on each other.”
The man
replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.”
The
woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “Somehow this bottle of Scotch
from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and
celebrate our good fortune.”
She
hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and
chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man
asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The
woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
JOKES PART 44 - Never underestimate a woman
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