Woman: Do you drink
beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a
day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you
pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which
includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have
you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I
suppose
Woman: So a beer costs
$5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In
one year, it would be approximately $5,400 ...correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you
spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your
spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that
if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up
interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the
past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your
Ferrari?
JOKES PART 50 - Men vs Women Logic
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