Funny Quotes Part 74

•  Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!

• I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your a**.

• i'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:

        >>ONCE when it's told to me

        >>ONCE when it's explained to me

        and

        >>ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it