A blonde gets on an
airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess
rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't
have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I
have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess
gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again
repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know
what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the
passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding
now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to
the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her
seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement
what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies,
"I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
JOKES PART 56 - I deserve a first class seat
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