JOKES PART 57 - some funny random jokes

1.Lady: is this my train?

   Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railways Company.

   Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York.

   Station Master: No madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

2.Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?

   Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

3.Wife: Do you want dinner?

   Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

   Wife: Yes and No.

4.Man: How old is your father?

   Boy: As old as me.

   Man: How can that be?

   Boy: He became a father only when I was born.