Funny Quotes Part 80

• When I die, i want my last words to be…. “ i left a million dollars under the… ”

• Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me…I’ll laugh at you.

• I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”