Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all
the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear
them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for
about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't
smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This
prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription
is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
JOKES PART 68 - Farting All The Time
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