- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-Ellen DeGeneres
- Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
-Ronald Reagan
Funny Quotes Part 109
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