Funny Quotes Part 115

• I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

• I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones.

- Albert Einstein

• Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

- Robert Orben