- A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
- The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
- Chuck Norris is so amazing he can: Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Disarm five criminals in five seconds. With one hand. Slam a revolving door. Make the boogie man scared. Clap with one hand.
Funny Quotes Part 08
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