Funny Quotes Part 08

• A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

• Chuck Norris is so amazing he can: Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Disarm five criminals in five seconds. With one hand. Slam a revolving door. Make the boogie man scared. Clap with one hand.