Funny Quotes Part 10

• If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

• Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!

• When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!