Jokes Part 02

• Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

        She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

• A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

      "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

      "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house       without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

• What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

        A smell that keeps coming back!