JOKES PART 46 - Death and Man

Death and Man:

Once upon a time; Death come to man and said:

"Today is your turn to go"

Man: "I'm not ready yet!"

Death: So that's not my problem and your name is on the top of my list.

Man: Okay I'll get you something to eat before we go.

Death: okay.

Man gave some food to death with sleeping pills in it, Death finished eating and fell into deep sleep.

Man quickly took her list and remove his name from the top of the list and wrote it on the bottom of the list.

Death woke up, relaxed and said to the man, you have been very nice to me so, I'll start from the "BOTTOM" of the list now.

Moral:

The time is Fixed be ready for your turn now.