JOKES PART 63 - Officer

Officer: What Is Your Name?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.

Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?

Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?

Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?

Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?

Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now

Candidate: My Performance. ..?

Officer: M.P!!!

Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems