Funny Quotes Part 130

• People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key mad— Joan Rivers

• Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer.— Ellen Degeneres

• I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.— Ziad K. Abdelnour

• May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

• Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favorite.

• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.— Winnie the Pooh

• I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.— William Shakespeare