Funny Quotes Part 131

• Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

• I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

• My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

• If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

• I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

• Too much agreement kills a chat. - Eldridge Cleaver